How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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