just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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