have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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