In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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