Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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