The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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