BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
im holly from the hills drunk
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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