Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
