508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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