pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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