i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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