he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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