okay pat passed out under dana's car
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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