she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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