doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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