Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
i think i just lost a toe
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