i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
Randomize
