do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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