I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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