you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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