Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You were trust falling into bushes
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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