They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
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