The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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