with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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