dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I seem to have left my pride at pride
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
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