This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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