we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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