I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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