you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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