I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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