don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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