Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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