omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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