It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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