finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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