420 ftw
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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