just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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