life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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