Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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