Non-Jews are for practice
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
my poor anus
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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