Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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