You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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