She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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