But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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