i think my mom watched the whole time
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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