Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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