I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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