why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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