Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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