Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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