also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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