See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
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