idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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