I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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