i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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